Last week I went on a cheeseburger binge. Two double cheeseburgers on Wednesday (Wendy's), two double cheeseburgers on Thursday (Burger King and McDonald's), one double cheeseburger on Friday (Wendy's) and one cheeseburger on Saturday (Home Cooked). I think it's time to fight my cholesterol with Zetia. It seems so easy to fight cholesterol according to their television commercials.
1. Assess whether or not you have a liver and digestive tract. Other internal organs or face not required.
2. Consume an entire steak, a whole sandwich and a full turkey. Do not chew anything. Swallow them whole.
3. Zetia handles the rest by branding its name on your digestive tract's lining.