Alternative Wildlife Guides to the late Steve Irwin (The Crocodile Hunter).
I'm sure people are looking for a Wild Adventure Guide, to guide them through this rough time. Here are a select few adventurers who may be able to help.
Jeff Corwin:
Host and executive producer of The Jeff Corwin Experience and Corwin's Quest. Program geared toward children and fans of tight shirts and closely-cropped hair.
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Jack Hanna:
Co-Founder of Hanna-Barbera. Hilarious production studio behind such animal classics as, The Huckleberry Hound Show, The Yogi Bear Show, and Scooby Doo. Oh, wait, no, that was "Bill" Hanna. Jack Hanna is the host of, you guessed it, Jack Hanna's Animal Adventures and frequent guest on Leno, Letterman, and Larry King. Disputed King of the Animal Kingdom and perpetual tan/combover combo.
Austin Stevens (Accent):
AKA Snakemaster! Host of wildly popular self-titled Austin Stevens Snakemaster television program. Loves to take pictures of snakes, and resides in Namibia (shout out to old Namibian pals Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie). Spent 107 days and nights in a glass cage with 36 of Africa’s deadliest snakes as a publicity stunt to stimulate public awareness about the plight of the African gorilla and to raise funds for their protection. Shouldn't he have spent his days with gorillas?
Cobra Bites Austin Stevens. Very Un-Snakemaster-Like.
Wildboyz:
Chris Pontius and Steve-O travel the world and pose half-naked with animals who desire to maim them. We've lost The Crocodile Hunter, but these Jackasses are still at it.
It looks like Steve Irwin really will be missed.
