Slimming Photos with HP Digital Cameras

"HP subtly melts Nicole Richie's pounds away."

Select HP digital camera models allow you to use a simple camera effect that can trim the pounds off that fatty in all your photos!  Simply review the image on your camera and apply the slimming effect by dragging a slider from plump to skinny.  The results in no way look like you squished the picture.  They'll just look like everyone in the opening of "Grease".  The greatest part of HP's new slimming effect is that you'll never give your friends the impression that you think they're fat!

The paparazzi has been exploiting this slimming feature and other HP image effects for months on their photos of Kate Moss (Cocaine Residue Effect), Pete Doherty (Random Syringe Effect), and Kate Bosworth (Nipple Slip Effect).

The image above is clearly a joke, but the Slimming Effect is a real feature on certain HP cameras.  View The Official HP Slimming Demo.