Mia Hamm and Eggs Fertilized with Twins

34 year old soccer legend Mia Hamm is expecting twins during Spring '07.  No, she's not the one who ripped her shirt off during the World Cup.  That was Brandy Chastain, who went on to have a mildly successful career escaping from straight-jackets.

MLB player Nomar Garciaparra, 33, has been credited with the assist.

Expect a short feature in your favorite magazine soon with Mia Hamm sporting a pregnant belly painted like a soccer ball.

You can also expect clever quotes typeset in white that reference soccer, from her revealing interview about life after soccer.  Like "I Leaned over to Nomar and said...these babies can kick!" or "When it comes to discipline we either pull a red card, or it's three strikes and you're out."