The name and sex of a hurricane is known before birth, so hurricane names already exist for 2007-2012. Here's a list of horrible headlines for future hurricanes.
2007
- Unmarked Van Abducts Young Forest in Georgia
- Hurricane Felix Strikes; Residents Land On Feet
- Chantal Sashays Through Key West
- Barry Bad Days Ahead for Baton Rouge
- Homelessness Added to Dean's List
- Olga Turns Ugly
- Tanya Terrorizes Tampa
2008
- Teddy Bears Down on Carolinas
- Big Bertha Throws Her Weight Around
- Tempermental Ike Leaves Coast Battered and Bruised
- Hurricane Marco Finds Polo in Submerged Miami
- Silly Sally Kills Hundreds
2009
- Rose Has Thorns of Splintered Homes
- Nine Dead from Hurricane Fred
- Odette; Oh Dear
- Mindy Swallows Whole Peninsula
2010
- The Worst of Virginie Storm Lasts Only Minutes
- Walter Will Kill Everyone, Maybe
2011
- Hurricane Franklin Downgraded to Frank
- Nervous Excitement as Cindy Heads South
2012
- Patty Caked Land in Destruction
- No Joy from Joyce
- Surviving Florence Night in Gail Force Winds
- Hurricane Sandy Irritates Private Property
Atlantic Hurricane Names for 2007-2012 at The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's National Weather Service.
