Let someone know you care. Send them a multimedia death threat.
Dexter makes it easy to send death threats. It's never been so simple!
Just visit sliceoflifeTV.com and enter in your death threat as a hilarious joke. Seeing their name in dripping blood and your sharp bloody wit, will kill them with laughter (success!). The video itself, however, is pretty boring.
Enter their name, gender, age, occupation, cryptic message, and email. It's not like filling out a survey at all! It's also not collecting a database of potential Showtime subscribers, complete with names, genders, ages, occupations and email addresses. Oh wait...
Remember those Kevin Federline death threats? They were true.
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