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A list of clickable video links for 1800 Hulu videos.  No ads.  Hulu is a video distribution site from NBC & News Corp.

Can't imagine these will work for very long, so I don't  plan to label them.  List includes, Hitchcock, The Breakfast Club, The A-Team, 30 Rock, Heroes, 24, Arrested Development, etc.  Video quality is pretty impressive.  Tabs are your friend.

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Whose Elbow? #2

Whose Elbow? Click to find out.  Find out Wednesday.  Until then...comment with your best guesses.

She's a jack of all trades, but a master of none.  Did you enjoy that cliché?  Perhaps her greatest skill is using others, and inspiring them to use themselves.  Average guys buy roses for their girlfriends, but her boyfriend bought her breast implants.  Nothing says I love you just the way you are, better than breast implants.  It wouldn't surprise me if her boyfriend asked if they could temporarily fill the implants with marijuana.

Bonus:  The posing here adds a new wrinkle to her waist.

Whose Elbow?  Start guessing...

David Copperfield's Naughty Photos

Leaked images from David Copperfield's digital camera seized by the FBI.

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Whose Elbow? #1

Whose elbow?  Click to find out.

This guy's 35 years old.  And so is his elbow.  I think.  It's not Jessica Biel, but she could be him, if she had a beard.  He also had goosebumps as a kid.

The Birth of Kid Rock's Waffle Violence

Kid Rock was arrested after a fight at a Waffle House.  Rock and five men smothered and covered another man.  It's not surprising, considering Kid Rock's ominous first album was called Grits Sandwiches For Breakfast.

The police could use the album art as a police sketch.

The altercation began while, "Rock was reportedly eating a meal when Harlem DeJon Akins recognized a woman in Rock's crew and started speaking with her."  Waffle House serves "meals"?

Kid Rock Arrested For Assault After Waffle House Scuffle [MTV]

Not Cute Enough: Underwater Evil

Not Cute Enough for Cute Overload.

These are the kind of animals that scare children away from swimming pools.  They're frightening and have full-body braille tattoos that scream, "I will chew through your calves!"

You could picture these brutes gnawing through the filter of a swimming pool, and attacking the toes of summer swimmers.  As you slipped under, you'd find drowning a suitable alternative to the excruciating nibbling.  The lifeguard couldn't save you.  Nobody could.  Because there's no match for underwater evil.

Thankfully, they're not in your local swimming pool, but they're in your local ocean.  A sopping place that pours salt in your every wound.  The next time you're deep in the ocean and you see a picture of these creatures, just remember to respect the oogly eyes and pointy teeth of underwater evil.  Your calves will thank you.

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How Lance Bass Came Out To Britney

The first person Lance Bass came out to was Britney Spears.

He told her while they were having sex.

The Non-Fiction [Herald Sun]

Tila Tequila is an Ant

To the best of my knowledge, model/entertainer/myspace strumpet Tila Tequila dove chest-first into the adult industry using her real name (Tila Nguyen), then switched to a fake name.  Which is completely backwards.  She's an attractive woman, but looks like a character from the movie Antz.  The animated film from 1998 starring Woody Allen.  She's a gigantic head wobbling atop a sinewy frame of saline bags and joints.  Which doesn't sound attractive, but surprisingly is.  Kind of.

Her new dating show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila has people of both sexes vying for her bisexual affection.  Notice in the picture above, the female eyes her lovingly, while below, the male and female ants seem pleased with whatever Tila's doing behind them.

The people she picks to stay each week, don't get a shot of actual tequila.  Instead they get to keep a key.  A key to her "liquor cabinet" where they can find bottles aged 25 years or less and whatever else got lost up there?

Fights break out on A Shot at Love which support my theory that she's something of an ant, "To confuse enemies, several ant species use "propaganda pheromones", which cause their enemies to fight amongst themselves." ^[wikipedia]

I rest my case.
 

On her gigantic head.

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