Phireblanks: The Male Contraceptive
Phireblanks is the world's first contraceptive for men. This simple and reliable method of birth control gives men the right to choose. During the act, a progestin shot is administered directly into the scrotum seconds before every climax. The process is 97.4% effective.
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Phireblanks does not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases. Must be administered by a certified lab technician. This may seem awkward at first. Phireblanks was tested on animals. After 6 months of rigorous testing, none of the men impregnated any of the animals. Test subjects were invited to a family picnic, but because of the success of Phireblanks, nobody had a family. If you are trying to start a family, please do not use Phireblanks. Use as directed. Not intended for those who cannot read.
