Tila Tequila is an Ant
To the best of my knowledge, model/entertainer/myspace strumpet Tila Tequila dove chest-first into the adult industry using her real name (Tila Nguyen), then switched to a fake name. Which is completely backwards. She's an attractive woman, but looks like a character from the movie Antz. The animated film from 1998 starring Woody Allen. She's a gigantic head wobbling atop a sinewy frame of saline bags and joints. Which doesn't sound attractive, but surprisingly is. Kind of.
Her new dating show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila has people of both sexes vying for her bisexual affection. Notice in the picture above, the female eyes her lovingly, while below, the male and female ants seem pleased with whatever Tila's doing behind them.
The people she picks to stay each week, don't get a shot of actual tequila. Instead they get to keep a key. A key to her "liquor cabinet" where they can find bottles aged 25 years or less and whatever else got lost up there?
Fights break out on A Shot at Love which support my theory that she's something of an ant, "To confuse enemies, several ant species use "propaganda pheromones", which cause their enemies to fight amongst themselves." [wikipedia]
I rest my case.
On her gigantic head.
