Long hair puts you at risk for hair related injuries or death. Especially if you're a man who's new to long hair. The guys with ponytails below are in grave danger.
Long hair can hurt you in many different ways. In olden times, criminals with long flowing locks were hanged by their own hair. It's probably true. You could also lose a fight, simply because someone tied you up with your hair.
Really long hair can get caught in revolving doors, airplane propellers, bicycle chains, ceiling fans, swim drains (The kind that disembowel people. Oops my bowels.), and heavy machinery. Not to mention go-karts. Your perfect little man-bun is jarred loose and your hair goes flying into the engine.
Your strands of hair are like thousands of candle wicks waiting to catch fire. The likelihood of you catching fire increases the more you hang out with candle lovers and stoves.
What if you accidentally eat your long hair and have to pull it out slowly like a piece of spaghetti? That sound pretty unpleasant.
If you see a man or woman with long hair today, remember to salute them for their bravery. They're putting their lives on the line.
When you step back and really take a look at the history of long hair... you are weird.
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