Pictalkies: The funniest photos you've ever heard.
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Urinal
Life's demeaning; especially if you're a urinal.
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Extended Closed Captions
Lonely urinal in a corner.
Urinal: I'm tired of getting pissed on by everybody I meet. They just dangle it in front of my face. No I don't want to see that, yes put it away. It wasn't supposed to be this way you know. I could've been a sink. At least I'm not stuck in a stall. They have it worse. Hold on, someone's coming.
Blackout.
Urinal: Gargle, gargle, gargle.
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Pictalkies FAQ
What are Pictalkies?
Pictalkies are funny talking photographs. Kind of like animated captions. e.g. Your toaster caught fire because it hates you.
What are "Extended Closed Captions"?
Online video should be short. Visiting hurtyelbow.com gives you exclusive access to the original script with bonus jokes that didn't make the final cut.
Can you animate my photos?
Probably. Everything shoots pictures now. Your toothbrush has a camera in it. You can send pics to your dentist. You probably have an image that'd be great for Pictalkies.
What kind of pictures work best?
At least medium quality photos of objects, people, animals, candids, vacation photos, etc. Let's make a sunset talk. Shall we? Photo series are welcome. Side profiles of subjects will not work.
Submit photos for Pictalkies
Submitting material indicates you allow hurtyelbow.com to publish and
use your pictures in any manner for this and future projects without
payment or fee.
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