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Pictalkies On Hiatus

The internet's not ready for talking pictures.  It prefers silent reading and pictures of boobies.

I enjoy writing and recording pictalkies so perhaps they'll be back, depending on DVD sales.  Thanks to those who watched.

Also, I started a Tumblr for links and other nonsense.

Cheating Scuba Diver - pictalkies #14

Pictalkies: The funniest photos you've ever heard.
New Mostly on Mondays!

I'm trying out Vimeo. Awesomer?

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They always cheat.

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Dog Shocked by Neutering - pictalkies #13

Pictalkies: The funniest photos you've ever heard.
New Mostly on Mondays!

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It's a terrible way to wake up.

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Happy, Juicy, Tender - pictalkies #12

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New Mostly on Mondays!

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When you grill, do you think of the meat's feelings?  It's scarred for life.

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Swimmer Monologue - pictalkies #11

Pictalkies: The funniest photos you've ever heard.
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Swimmers like Michael Phelps cut time with body suits and caps.  They've drawn the line at propellers, though they could make it more exciting.  Especially if they added sharks.

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Eddie Murphy's Giant Head Laughing - pictalkies #10

Pictalkies: The funniest photos you've ever heard.
New Mostly on Mondays!

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To promote Eddie Murphy's movie Meet Dave skilled craftsmen created a 15-foot tall replica of Eddie Murphy's head.  People can take pictures in Dave's ear during the seven city tour.  Certain photos will be included in a commemorative mosaic poster.

Meet Dave is brought to you by people that love money.

• Are You in Dave's Head?
• The Making of Dave's Giant Head [Pics]
• Meet Dave Takes Nationwide "Head" Trip
• 'Meet Dave' goes inside Eddie Murphy's head
• FTW: Eddie Murphy’s Head Entertains L.A. Commuters

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Tortoise Arthritis - pictalkies #9

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New on Mondays!

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Amy Winehouse's Hair Hates Babies - pictalkies #8

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New on Mondays!

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Rare Video of Uncontacted Tribe - pictalkies #7

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Rickrolling travels fast.

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Hurty Elbow's come a long way since June 2005.  That stuff was terrible.  Thanks to everyone for reading and watching.

pictalkies #6 - Sincere Condolences

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Sincere Condolences
A guilty conscience can eat your insides.

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Hurty Elbow's 3rd Birthday is June 1st.   As thanks to everyone, expect a celebration explosion.